Thursday, February 05, 2009

BIBLICAL CURSE GENERATOR!




Have you ever had that sad feeling that you just missed your opportunity for a good bit of repartee or a zinger or come backer, and then you rehash in your mind what you should have said or wished you had said? Well, my friends, fear not. Help has arrived. We now have the Biblical Curse Generator! Here below is the necessary link. With this tool you will be able to say 'a plague on both your houses' in a more effective and Biblical way without having to muster up your own rhetoric.


http://ship.saintsimeon.co.uk/curses/index.html


Kudos to Michael Thomson for sending me this revelation.

BW3

P.S. What did the turkey say when it was wrapped up and stuck in the oven---

Answer: "Curses! Foiled again!"

4 comments:

Josh Doughty said...

Good one Dr. Ben. I may get me a sermon illustration or two from that!

Ontario Emperor said...

The site looks like fun, but I groaned at the postscript. :)

Wagner said...

The curse generator doesn't show biblical references.

"Hear this, thou irritating inhabitant of Gath, for you will be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons!"

Where is this curse written in the bible?

I think the "biblical curses" are fake ones.

John Finkelde said...

BW3

I'm a 55 yr old Australian pastor doing a MA in leadership & I needed to pick up a bible unit - choose Corinthians, discovered you - very impressed!

Plus you have a sense of humour - even more impressive to an Aussie!

Mark Conner linked to your review of Pagan Christ. - impressive writings - nice to have clear thinkers like you blogging - thank you