I’ve got a genuine replica brain,
It’s a collectible rendition,
I grant it’s not the latest model,
But it’s in good condition.
It still processes data pretty well
Though there are some memory lapses
It knows the difference between good and evil,
And even between knaves and apses.
There’s minimal start up time with the help of good coffee
And it can occasionally multi-task
But if you want infallible or perfect
You’d best not ask.
This brain is not for sale,
Nor is it on permanent loan
But what with our new technology
I understand it can be cloned.
If you’re looking for help with the Bible,
Or music and books,
I’ve got a lot of things stuffed in the cortex
That deserves a second look.
If you find someone to clone it,
Please do make it known,
I would like a backup copy
Of my very own.
I’ve got a genuine replica brain,
Though sometimes the synapses aren’t properly firing
This accounts for the forgetfulness,
Just blame it on the wiring.
I was thinking of advertising this on eBay
But then I remembered I had a blog,
If you would like a data dump download
Then reply to this data log.
BW3 Aug. 8th, 2006
5 comments:
ROFL! mind you, I think you could make a fortune if you sold some clones .. there's a great market waiting amongst those of us who seem to have the non-working replicas (you know, it looks like the real thing but can't actually perform ..)
what in the world does rofl mean?
Rolling On the Floor Laughing
-- maybe we downunderites on the bottom of the world are a little more unsteady?
Very funny!
I'll take a download from YOUR brain any ol' time. :-D
Please comment on my blog, any of them, stating your FTP URL so I can download ASAP. Do you take Visa?
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