tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11840313.post1808981328715406147..comments2024-03-10T10:54:59.776-07:00Comments on Ben Witherington: Jesus vs. Satan-- the Computing ShowdownBen Witheringtonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06017701050859255865noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11840313.post-53280722959652836542008-03-16T14:20:00.000-07:002008-03-16T14:20:00.000-07:00The Sunday school teacher of a church had reminded...The Sunday school teacher of a church had reminded her little students, "What's next week's memory verse?"<BR/><BR/>John 3-16! The chorus of little girls and boys resounded as they milled around the doorway towards meeting their parents.<BR/><BR/>The next Sunday, just as all her children were seated, fidgeting or chattering - the teacher asked,<BR/>"Ben, do you remember what's this week's verse?"<BR/><BR/>"Yes, ma'am." he sounded assured.<BR/><BR/>"Can you tell us what it is?"<BR/><BR/>"John 3-16, ma'am."<BR/><BR/>"Could you please to say the whole verse to us?"<BR/><BR/>"Yes ma'am."<BR/><BR/>Ben waited a while looking at the front evading the eyes of the teacher.<BR/><BR/>"Go on, Ben."<BR/><BR/>"For G~D..."<BR/>"For G~D..."<BR/><BR/>"Yes, go on."<BR/><BR/>"For G~D..."<BR/><BR/>"Forgot!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11840313.post-76509367713410745352008-03-09T15:58:00.000-07:002008-03-09T15:58:00.000-07:00Good one.Good one.Ontario Emperorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00468229071024779982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11840313.post-51237745117356201112008-03-09T15:02:00.000-07:002008-03-09T15:02:00.000-07:00Ha... another funny one. I knew that was going to...Ha... another funny one. I knew that was going to be the punchline though, but I still liked it.Joelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00361711762394605295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11840313.post-7813883557118347772008-03-08T12:33:00.000-08:002008-03-08T12:33:00.000-08:00Well actually it's because Jesus uses a MacWell actually it's because Jesus uses a MacDanny Zachariashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09819589295672075138noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11840313.post-82172131242193040182008-03-07T21:11:00.000-08:002008-03-07T21:11:00.000-08:00Booo! Hiissss! I want my money back. (Oh wait, tha...Booo! Hiissss! I want my money back. (Oh wait, that's right. I didn't pay anything. ... Never mind.)Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10120554561277504589noreply@blogger.com