Friday, December 05, 2008

2008 Redneck Top Ten Awards!

My fellow Methodist good ole boy, Jeff Foxworthy, has made a living off of redneck jokes, and there seems to be an infinity of material to draw from. I once had to share the platform with Jeff in Georgia, who is the proverbial impossible act to follow (he did a routine entitled "You might be a United Methodist redneck if..." My favorite was "You might be a United Methodist redneck if, those cross and flame boxer shorts are high on your Christmas list"). As a tribute to Jeff, I offer you the following 2008 Redneck Awards. BW3

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REDNECK YACHT



REDNECK WEDDING RECEPTION



REDNECK WEDDING CAKE



REDNECK MOWER



RED NECK WEATHER FORECASTER



REDNECK PET CARRIER



REDNECK QUOTE



REDNECK GRILL



REDNECK DOORBELL



REDNECK POWERBALL WINNER



REDNECK PALM PILOT
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9 comments:

  1. Matt7:15 AM

    That limo by the trailer reminded me of a real story my father-in-law told me about one of his friends. He won the lottery...twice. After lending a friend some money that the man later couldn't repay he received the man's rolls royce as payment. The lottery winner had always lived in a trailer and had not yet bought a house with his winnings so he had a rolls royce parked outside his trailer for a couple of years.

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  2. Brian Small12:24 PM

    That redneck doorbell is one sure way not to get any visitors . . .

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  3. Starkplug12:46 PM

    I thought your top ten list is amazing. I help run my buddy's with their site http://www.toptentopten.com/ which is entirely user generated top ten lists. We have seen that a lot of bloggers who post their lists to our site are getting a lot of traffic back to their site.

    You can source your list when you create it, and a link to your site appears at the bottom of the list. A lot of people click on your link because the original source always looks better. Another thing we’ve noticed people do is put your url in the description, and make the list votable, so people can change the rank of your items. Votes are really what makes your list and profile on our site more popular. The more popular your list is on our site, the more people see it, and hopefully will visit your site.

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  4. Saleema6:41 PM

    LOL!! These are great. I love the redneck quote about walmart, that was the best.

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  5. r.m. Kocak12:12 PM

    Haha... Even got walmart in the mix, well done.

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  6. Kristellys5:35 PM

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  7. Rick4:44 AM

    Therefore I must be a RedNeck, Good Stuff! LOved it.

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  8. Charley9:50 AM

    That is a great post. I just stumbled upon your blog, but I am now going to be sure and add it to my reader.

    Merry Christmas!
    Charley
    www.crossdrivenradio.com

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  9. Anonymous10:51 PM

    Nice post

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